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Friday, January 11th, 2008

One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians...
Posted @ 9:37pm

When my buddy J Ryd told me that a particular Indian tribe had gained U.S. soil, and turned it into their own county, I thought he was crazy. I had to see it with my own eyes to actually believe it, but it is true. Apparently, they've taken parts of 5 states, here in the U.S., and have made their own separate country.

First thought was, "Well, good for them!", and then some common sense kicked in. These guys are welcoming anyone who wants to live tax free to come live in their "country" with them. I can't imagine it would be any bigger than a few cities, but definitely can't be bigger than a state! The only catch for joining them is renouncing your U.S. citizenship.

Maybe I've hit the crack pipe a tad too hard in the past years, but to me, it sounds like renouncing my U.S. citizenship to live in the U.S. is totally retarded! Not only that, but, to my knowledge, theres no form of government, no continuation of any 401k, and no enforced laws, which, I'm pretty sure is anarchy. I'm sure the Indians can live peaceful there amongst themselves, and that's great, but when you start inviting American citizens in...they're gonna fucking treat it like America. There will be people who steal, fight, kill, piss on someones tepee, and probably have sex with an animal! With no major, respected law enforcement there to provide safety, I don't see these guys lasting long.

As for the social security, and 401k, I know some people think by the time I retire, social security is going to be gone (whatever), but still, if you do manage to live your entire life there, what are you going to do when you're old, and can't work. Hell, what if you're disabled? What if, one of those fools gets you with an arrow? Do you really think the local Witch Doctor, or Dr. Quinn medicine woman, are gonna be able to help your ass?

Well, they might...I don't know, I don't live there, but right now, I doubt it!

On top of that, you have to get a passport to come back on to U.S. soil (which you never really left anyway), and you are then considered an "alien".

I do think, that some people could go there, and make an honest, decent living, and work hard to make the place great. Unfortunately, I don't think those are going to be the people coming. I see a lot of people running away from their U.S. problems, coming to fuck up something that was intended to be a great thing for some deserving people.

If I were the Indians, I would've kept my mouth shut, thrown up a "No Trespassing" sign, and killed on sight!

I do wish them luck though.
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