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Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Return Of The Mac
Posted @ 1:10pm

So I disappeared again...is that a crime?

You all are probably wondering what I've been doing that's sooooo important, that I can't please my loving fans. Well, I will tell you! I have been financially re-organizing the economic crisis relating to our current oil prices, and Russia! This involves lots of charts, graphs, pencil sharpeners, and really big fucking calculator!

Ok, I'm totally lying, I've been rubbing off to naked fat chick porn for the past month!

Actually, part of my problem was I wasn't able to log into my server account. Which stopped this site from being updated, and prevented me from starting other projects, and finishing Chads work.

That's all in the past now, and since Google finally recognized this site with a fucking Page Rank (6 outta 10 bitches!!), I am 100% committed to bringing you the raunchy, offensive, greatness that once filled your hearts with school girl glee!%

I'm even gonna turn on the webcam....after I clean up this basement a little bit. I'm a fucking slob!

Stay tuned for more great updates. Who knows, I may forget the webcams on, and you guys can catch me getting down to fat chick porn!

I bet some of you are refreshing the page already!!

You fucking pervs!
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That's Odd....My Dog Tells Me To Get High All The Time!
Posted @ 12:46pm

I'm surfing the tv the other day, and somehow get tricked into watching an anti drug commercial. This girls chillin by the fridge, I'm assuming trying to sneak out her dads last 40 of King Cobra, when suddenly, her nosey ass dog, has to Giminy Cricket her ass, and throw in his 2 cents, when it is obviously not wanted!

"whaa...lindsey, stop smoking pot, I miss my friend...whaa!"

What the hell is she supposed to do now?

It's not like she can go up to her friends, and say..

"Guys, I can't get high with yall no more. Today, my dog started talking to me, eerily resembling the voice of Michael J Fox, and told me I need to stop smoking pot so I can spend more time throwing a nasty, slobbery tennis ball around with him."

That bitch would tossed in the nut house instantly!

Let me explain something to all you people. If your dog starts talking to you....that's fucking awesome. I don't know how many times I got myself so baked off my ass, and tried to organize a mass army of killer kittens, and it never seemed to work out. It usually ended with me hiding in a corner because...well...cats know when you're high, and I was afraid he was gonna tell someone! So if you're dog starts talking to you...

GOOD!

THAT MEANS THE SHIT IS WORKING AND YOU NEED TO GO GET MORE!

NOW!!!!!!

Just don't tell anybody!
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