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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Christmas Shopping Is For Chumps!
Posted @ 11:45pm

I've decided that this year, I'm going to skip the hassle of buying everyone gifts, and get everyone the exact same thing....

Herpes!

Not only is it the gift that keeps on giving, and it's a something that people will remember me for forever, but really, is there any better way to show someone how much you love, and or respect them?

That, and I can't seem to find gonorrhea ANYWHERE!
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Dead Zebras
Posted @ 11:36am

At work, we have a computer in the crew room, which is technically connected to the internet. However, it blocks everything except for the work related websites, it even prevents you from typing in a url at the top of the page. Being bored, I asked one my employees how to hack through the blocks (he already got busted for it once), and get me connected to the actual internet.

He set it up, and got me to a google search engine (it's nice being the boss), where he proceeded to type in the address to my website, only to have a totally different site pop up.

Dead Zebra Inc.

It's strange...we type in "whiteboystyle.com" into the search engine, and a random site that I've never heard of pops up...meaning it's the #1 ranked site for the search query, "whiteboystyle.com".

How in the fuck is the website cock blocking me from the #1 ranking on my own domain name??

I decided to do some research, and figure it out by examining the page source, checking the meta tags, and so on.

I'm stumped.

I will admit, it is a very well made site...but theres no explanation to why it's beating me in the rankings for my own name.

If someone can explain this to me, please let me know. Until then...I have no choice but to take them down!
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I've Got Male
Posted @ 11:26am

Chad sent me an e-mail...I felt I should share it with the world.

‏ From: Chad Mueller
Sent: Sat 11/10/07 10:53 AM
To: Ted Yeakel (the_tedman@hotmail.com)

Teddy,
Based on your little blogger post I thought you might like to see Gavin's blog since he does it for the joy of writing and he is smart. However, I am confused because I thought you were not a blogger....oh how things change my friend.

Unfashionablylate

Peace out.
I love you

-Chad

I've always had respect for Chads brother, Gavin, even though I never really talked to him much (he uses big words). He was always one of those borderline geniuses, so it didn't surprise me much to see he has a fantastic webpage. I encourage everyone to check it out.
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