I want to start off by saying how EXTREMELY rare it is for me to give shout outs to people. The fact that I just loathe people in general should really emphasize the amount of love I have for the blogs listed here.
You’re probably wondering why I’m even bothering with this post if I have such a dislike for people, so let me explain.
To keep my brain busy last night, I thought it would be an awesome idea to build a Twitter Bot. My intention wasn’t to spam people, but mainly I was just doing it so I could say I did. The bots primary function is to track down every tweet involving the words “Read My Blog”, and retweeting it. The ultimate goal being to help the blogging community spread the word of their site, and maybe even attract some new visitors.
Well, the bot has been cranking out some solid retweets of blog posts all day, and I have read a solid 80% of them, and wow, almost all of them are fucking AWFUL!
Reading all those blog posts made me realize how lucky I am to have a solid group of blogs in my bookmarks. While a few are fairly common, some are counting down the days to a major traffic explosion. I figured, with all the crap out there, I should really take a moment to show people all the great content they may be missing out on.
With that, I give you the Six Blogs You Should Be Reading:
In no particular order….
BlueZer0 – While it may come off as hokey at first, if you really take the time to dig through the history of this site, you’ll realize how hilarious, and crazy these guys are. Run by The Fat Kid, and figurehead, Decanus Picto, BlueZer0 reports on the supernatural, and UFO activity happening in the heart of Columbus, Ohio. Personally, I think some of the work they’ve been pushing out the past few months has been some of their best, but once again, you have to dig into their history a bit to really get some of their subtle humor. It’s funny, informative, and updated regularly every Sunday. Make sure you add them to your bookmarks!
The Bloggess – There’s not much need to plug this one, as The Bloggess is probably the Queen of the internet right now, and absolutely deserves it. Her posts are some of the funniest I’ve ever read, and the blog is updated frequently. If you ignore every other link in this post, I urge you to check this one out if you’ve never had the chance to read it. I promise you will not be disappointed!
OutNumbered – While it’s not updated as much as it used to be, this was probably the blog I read the most in 2010. A blog about a father in a house full of women, the posts on this blog are intelligent, and extremely entertaining. Not sure if he’s currently stuck in a rut, or if lifes gotten too busy for him, but this is a blog I’ve begged to make a comeback. Despite the lack of updates, the archives will certainly keep you entertained for weeks!
All Fooked Up – Not only does the name crack me up, the blog is jam packed with solid content. Funny, smart, and well written, if you can honestly read this blog and not find something to like, you obviously have no soul!
Kid Free Living – I really can’t say enough good things about this one. Run by kick ass web designer, Amy Vansant, who also happens to be one of my favorite tweeters, this site is just fun to read! Her blog mainly consists of humors stories, social media reviews, and my personal favorite…booze! It’s updated regularly, and is always well worth the read.
Just Making Convo – This one has me laughing my ass off every fucking time. Her post Friends For Life… deserves a fucking award! Maybe it’s the combination of bitchiness, sarcasm, and wit that makes me such a huge fan, all I know for sure though is this blog is quickly working it’s way to my personal #1 favorite!
Well, there it is, the best of the fucking best! I hope you take a few moments to check out some, if not all of these blogs. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised!
You fucking crack me up. If you think these ones are funny then I have to check’em out.
Aww, well thank you. I swear I wouldn’t of posted these if they weren’t of the highest quality!
hahahaha you fucikn faggot. I’m calling you out. but we all know what a cunt you are. you like hide behind your keyboard and spew your shit. hahahahaaha the pussies of the world never change.
Yeah, I’m not exactly sure what you’re talking about, but I guess if you’re calling me out, I should be concerned? Should I bring an extra pair of shorts to shit in when you’re emo ass comes to get me? Are you going to bring your friends and kill me with your bad hair styles? Maybe you’re just going to make me laugh myself to death with how sad and pathetic you are?
Hiding behind a keyboard?? I don’t need to do that, I feed off of morons like you. Keep it coming!