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Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Rx
Posted @ 3:53pm

I am just not funny today....not funny at all.

Throwing rocks at peoples cars just isn't doing it anymore.

I need something bigger....

Something involving a puppy, a school girl, and a bridge....

I'll get back to you.
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Boogerlicious
Posted @ 3:48pm

I've decided to put a profile of J Ryd on a dating site. I figure, he's not doing so great with the ladies as of late, so why not make him a profile, pose as him, and set him up on a blind date of my choice.

Tell me that doesn't sound like fun!

I decided that after I set him up on this blind date, I'm going to video tape the entire thing, and post it on the website! There are few things more fun to watch, than J Ryd striking out....it's best when he does it several times in 1 hour!

Batter Up!!
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Oldskool Blasphamy
Posted @ 12:33pm

I walked out to my car to go to the store today, and realized, some douche bag broke into my car.

I leave my car unlocked cuz I'm lazy, that and I don't want people breaking my windows, so I was asking for it.

The jokes on them though, because there is ABSOLUTELY nothing of any value in my car. No cd player, I don't keep computers, change, cds, checkbooks, anything like that in there. In fact, my car is full of trash. I have the nastiest car in the world. The insides of it consist of energy drink cans, bags, work clothes, some paper, and empty cigarette packs.

What really pissed me off about it, is they fucking moved my seat. I had my drivers seat set for perfect comfort. I don't have a latch you can just pull, and adjust it, I got three electronic controls. It took me about 20 minutes to get it close to what it was. I'm fucking driving down the street adjusting my seat, beacuse I still can't seem reach the pedal, or it was too low, and couldn't see over the steering wheel, then my back was hurting. If you're gonna break into someones car, don't fuck with their seat, thats just not cool.

On top of the fact that they gained nothing from my car, they also went out and did it in the middle of a storm. It was pouring all last night. I was actually in the middle of updating this site (which was lost), when the storm knocked out my internet and cable. It was pouring so bad, I couldn't even go outside to smoke.

These events caused me to go to bed early, so the car thieves should be thankful. If my stuff hadn't of turned off, I would have been up until atleast 2 or 3 in the morning, which means I would have been outside, every 20-30 minutes. If I would have seen someone in my car, it would have been on. It's been a dream of mine for years to catch a car thief. It's funny, because they usually work in pairs, or more, it's rarely 1 person (I know some people). So theres, 2, maybe 3 people out looting cars, and as soon as some old man comes out and sees them, they run like little girls. The best this old man can do is call the cops, giving them plenty of time to run and hide, but they usually get chased. I can see trying to get away from the crime scene, but if I got 2 other people with me, I'm going around a corner, and waiting for the guy so I can jump him.

But no....they run and hide.

The sad thing is, I got a good idea of who did it. Wifey caught some mexicans last Tuesday wandering around the parking lot. I was at the bar, when she called me. I told her to call the cops, but I was seriously ready to drop what I was doing, drive home, and chase them away.

It will happen, I will catch me a mexican car thief!
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