Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Fatty
Posted @ 6:02pm

Alright, I need some help here. I cannot find anything interesting to look at or read on this damn internet. Back in the day, before there were so many damn pay porn sites, and myspace shit, there were actually some people like me with some pretty nice sites.

Help me find those!

I am bored, and internet poker is frying my brain!

You can sign the wall, or e-mail me @ the_tedman@hotmail.com

Don't send me to any crap sites! I need something that's worth my time.

Hit me up dammit!

BOWDOWN
Posted @ 11:57am

Finally, some people got the message, and started posting on the wall! That makes me happy. Although, one of them confused me, so I'm just gonna take a moment here, and share my thoughts of this with all of you..

Name: Kali
Site Rating: 5

Comments: I will hold out for a better rating when i see some action

I give this chick props, for being the first person to give my site a rating lover than 10. I gotta admit though, I have no clue what the fuck she's talking about. Is it that you want me to get naked? Is that it?

I promise you....you don't!

But I will for the right price!!
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Brick Wall
Posted @ 11:29am

I apologize, I have some major writers block going on. Usually, when I come to do an update, everything just flows from my fingers, but I have nothing to talk -- wait...

Now I have something to talk about, lemme start over..

Please Come Shoot My Neighbors!

I'm about 90% sure that I have the worst neighbor in the world. She's this 54 year old woman, who sells houses. She lives there with her 13 year old daughter, who....is just a skanky dirty little girl. Besides that though, what's so bad about them?

In our complex, there is no guest parking. This is a family neighborhood, so theres not a lot of partys, and no need (I guess) for guest parking. All guests must park on the street. Everyone is designated 2 spots, with their address on it. This bitch has 1 car, we have 2, but for some reason, not only does she steal our spot with her 1 car, but she has random late night parties with all her drunk loud, old, beerslut friends. Now I got all of them parking in our spot too.

For a long time, I let this bitch slide. On trash day, she used to stick her trash can behind my car, or in my empty spot (once again, she's got an empty spot). Now when I come home, I gotta fucking move her trash can.

As the months went on, I began to lose my patience with her. I'd knock on her door, tell her drunk ass to move her car, or her friends car, and they'd be nothing but nice and apologetic to me, like it was a total mistake.

After that I started spitting on her patio gate handle everytime I walked by it. I also spit on her car door handle as well.

Okay, so she still may not seem that bad, but it gets worse. Her slutty daughter is constantly running around yelling, and screaming about something. When her moms out at the bar, her and her 11-13 year old friends are drinking beer on their patio. ALWAYS WITH THE YELLING! It'll be 3am, and they're running and stomping thru their house. I wanna smack the hell outta that little girl. What's even worse, is I hear her daughter having sex sometimes....that's disturbing.

One night, the drunk bitch took a pot of soup, and chucked it out her door. If I hadn't of taken Wifeys car to work that day, they would have busted her windshield....not to mention, the side of my car was now covered with some stinky ass clumpy soup.

These people make me sound like I live in a trashy hood. I don't though, I have a nice apartment, that I spend a whole lotta money on!

I'm going to get these people. I'm not sure how yet, but theres an unspoken fued between us.

Now she has her 26 year old son living with her again. This guys one of those people who would rather honk his horn at 2 in the morning, than get off his ass, and tell someone he's there.

I'm going out and getting some eggs tonight.

BITCHES ARE GOIN DOWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!
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