Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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Cold Blooded
Posted @ 9:03pm

My wife is trying to learn how to take shots.

She started with water, and is now moving up to vodka, and monster....

I can't wait to see how this ends...
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Spanky
Posted @ 8:49pm

I hate tornado weather.

I don't hate tornado weather because I hate tornadoes, or rain, or wind...

I hate tornado weather because when it gets a little stormy out, suddenly every weather man in town suits up, and tries to save the world.

The little beeps and the words running across my tv screen are annoying, but I tolerate them. Now a days though, suddenly they think I need 6 fucking hours of meteorologist tornado tracking on my damn tv.

Sorry man, but when I'm chillin in my boxers, poppin a boner to Judge Judy, I don't really give a shit if theres a tornado 67 miles away from me.

Not only that, but they put on these reports continuously for 6 hours.

6 Fucking Hours of them repeating the same 5 minute fucking report about a tornado that "might possibly strike" in fucking Toledo!!

Dude, I'm 2 hours away from Toledo, why are you fucking up my shows, telling me shit that I learned in elementary school!

I know what to do if a tornado strikes, I don't need your ass babysitting me, especially, when I live in a city thats never had a tornado!!

My point is, do your 5 minute tornado segmant, hell go head and do it for 5 minutes every hour. I'm cool with that!

But goddammit, quit fucking up my shows!!!!

What's funny though, they're giving people advice like this...

"Now if your area starts to get severely bad while you're driving, and you think you see a funnel cloud, get out of your car, and lay flat on your stomache!"

I don't see my driving down the freeway, seeing a funnel cloud, stopping my car, getting out, in the rain, and the wind, on the fucking freeway, and laying my ass flat on the ground!

I'm gonna get the fuck outta there!!!!

I do hope that someday I see some dumbass doing that, on the freeway. All the other cars driving by, giving him strange looks, while they ruin their brand new suit!

That would make my day!
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