Thursday, May 10th, 2007

King Of Karate
Posted @ 2:25pm

I was extremely relieved to find out that the worst neighbors I've ever had, were finally moving out. Especially after they almost burnt down my apartment 2 weeks ago, with their grease fire. No longer would I have to deal with their loud, old people parties, their lust for stealing my parking spot, or the skanky 13 year old girl, and her ugly, unbathed skater friends.

That was 6 days ago.

Somehow, those fuckers are still here. I don't know how they accumulated so much junk in the year and a half that they lived there. I saw inside their apartment yesterday, and it's still filled with crap

I still hear their music blasting thru my walls at 1 in the morning. On top of that, Wifey and I both took our cars out yesterday. We were gone maybe 10 minutes top. Those spot stealing vultures swooped in as soon as I left, and jacked my spot. Theres an empty apartment next to them with 2 free spots, but they don't want to use those. They still insist on stealing mine. Didn't even apologize after they saw me walk Cloey up from the end of the parking lot. At this point, I'm letting them have it, just so they can hurry the fuck up, and get out!

How long does it fucking take to move out of a 2 bedroom apartment?? I have never taken more than 3 days to move, and that's pushing it! They even had an army of dirty old men, and teenage girls to help them...but somehow they're still there!

Fair warning to anyone who may have new people moving in next door. If theres an old hag, a skanky teenage girl, and a beer gutted hillbilly, who is waaaayyyy too friendly, be afraid! Go out and buy a gun, put the police departments number on speed dial, and prepare to lose any peace and sanity you may have had.

Or you could do what the elderly couple on the other side of them did, and move...move far, far, away.

You've been warned!
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