Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Beads Of Sweat
Posted @ 4:46pm

Pierre: It's fucked up that you can ask any kid out on the street, who Jesus is, and they have no clue!! But you flash them a picture of Ronald McDonald, and they go fucking nuts! That's how sick and messed up this world is!

Ed Philly: Maybe Jesus needs better advertising.

Drunken Red Neck Orgy
Posted @ 2:25am

I was at work a few nights ago, with J Ryd, when we saw a news flash on....I think it was Larry King. I guess there was a major crop circle creation, which once again was stirring up the old conspiracy theories of, "is there alien life out there?".

J Ryd is 100% convinced that the only logical explination for these crop circles, are UFO's. I didn't want to rain on his parade, but I did anyway. I'm a realist, and I'm pretty sure that all the crop circles throughout the years are not from alien space crafts leaving earth. My belief is, theres a group of highly intelligent math geniuses, with nothing better to do, than try to get their work on the news. They plan this crap for months, get a schematic of the area, which has to be in the middle of nowhere, to prevent getting caught. They do all their little formulas, and spend about 4-5 hours out in a corn field creating "art".

J Ryd did not like my theory at all!

"Okay! Then explain to me how eveything was bent at a 90 degree angle! It wasn't broken, not a scratch on it, everything was just bent!"

"Well, J Ryd, I could only assume they were very well prepared, that, and they are math geniuses!"

After I finally gave up trying to convince him my way, I decided to go his route, and show him how stupid he sounded. I told J Ryd that it must be aliens, in fact this is probably how the alien conversation went down that led to these crop circles...

Alien #1: Dude, we should totally go fuck with Earth again!
Alien #2: Fuck yeah dude, lemme grab my probe!!!
Alien #1: Eh, I was thinking of something a little more "trippy"! Maybe go and make some more wierd ass pictures in their crops, and watch them, like, totally freak out!
Alien #2: We are sooooo there dude!
Alien #1: Earthlings are so stupid!!!
Alien #2: I'm taking my probe anyway, I don't care what you say!

What I don't get is, why does everyone think that aliens are smarter than us? If I had never seen, or known of an elephant my entire life, and then saw it one day, I would swear that it was an alien.

We all have this generic idea of what an alien is supposed to look like, that we don't even realize, we got some pretty strange looking creatures on our own planet. For all we know, if there is life in another galaxy, it could just be a planet full of fucked up looking deer.

I do not believe alien life forms are studying us, or trying to fuck with our domes. I do think that somewhere out there, there might be some other living organisms, The damn universe is so big, there'd almost have to be.

But, there is not alien life coming to earth soley for creating crop circles.

Oh, and while I'm crushing peoples dreams, Tupac and Elvis are dead, and Santa isn't real!
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