Friday, May 18th, 2007

WichitaW
Posted @ 10:19pm

I was up for 36 hours straight.

I took a 3 hour nap

Now I am ready to runa muck on the streets

I had a thought whille I was outside smoking....but I forgot how it began.

Oh yeah!

I have come out of denial, and accepted the fact that I am going to be labeled a blogger. Despite the fact that I've been doing this for 10 years, way before it was cool. I guess everything needs to be labeled though.

I don't know where this urge for me to not have a defined format came from.

I refuse to wear anything that has a logo on it. The last thing I want to be is a walking billboard. You people go out an buy these shirts that say "Old Navy" on it, then someone sees you, and they're like,

"Dude! I totally have to have that shirt!!"

I don't get get that. In fact, anyone who knows me, knows I normally rock out the plain white t-shirt, and pajama pants, soley for the reason of not having a label on me, except for the one of "that guy who wears the white t's and pj pants".

There is actually only one logo I sport, and they should totally give me and endorsment, and that's Addidas.

I wear the Addidas hat, since the Whiteboystyle hat & visor are M.I.A., and I wear the addidas jogging pants, because they l make my ass look good....that's a hard thing to do!

Hell for years I wore generic Payless shoes, just so I wouldn't have to be one of those douche bags trying to sport the new Air Jordans.

I've never been in an Abercrombie & Fitch store....

I take that back, I was once, and me my buddy acted like we were total homosexuals, and were thrown out for being a nuicence (I know, my spelling fucking sucks, and I was a 5th grade spelling B champ!).

My point is....

I need all of you to be corporate logo whoring bastards for me to keep the lack of individuality that I have left!

Because if all of you wore plain white t's and pajama pants.....I would have to become a nudist.

And believe me, my wife doesn't even wanna see that.

Speaking of which, I gotta get to the bar, and watch her act a fool.
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Hot Wax
Posted @ 4:06am

My in laws are probably some of the most conservative people I've ever met. We are pretty much polar opposites, which makes it difficult for me to open up to them, in fear that I may offend them. My father in law gets his new from Fox, never, ever, ever, CNN. They are frequent church goers, very into family, and pretty much anti-everything I believe in.

I was actually shocked to hear, that they were fans of Comedey Centrals, Dave Chappelle Show, and Carlos Mencia.

Hell, it's hard not to be, right?

Wifey told me a few weeks ago, they were at some family event (theres like one every week!), and my mother in law was calling mexicans "beaners". She didn't drop it once, she was using it very loosely.

It cracked me up, because I think, she thinks, that's what she's supposed to call them.

No one had the heart to tell her it was somewhat of a racial slang, but next time I see her, I'm gonna work my ass off to get her to start spewing the word all over the place.

Not because I dislike the latino nation, if I didn't, I'd be out a few employees, and have no use for all the spanish I learned.

Soley for the purpose of making me laugh!

That's the kind of person I am!
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I Will Jam This Down Your Esophogas!
Posted @ 2:19am

I'm going to write a letter to the architect who made all the BP gas stations around the world.

The entire front is completely clear glass, which is fine....probably hard to clean, but that's cool, whatever.

They make their automatic doors the same way.

I was looking down at my phone, thinking I was about to walk in the door, and slammed my head into the glass....3 inches away from the door.

There is no way to play that off without looking like even more a fucking moron.

I immediately turned around, walked away, and got gas across the street instead.

Sorry, it's almost 2:30 in the morning, I have nothing better to write about!
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You Definately Have An STD
Posted @ 2:12am

Two days is not enough time to recover from 5 overnight shifts! Especially when I am expected to be at work in 4 hours. My brain says "sleep", but my body says, "Fuck that!".

Looks like I'm gonna have to pick up a few extra cans of redbull before 9-10 hour shift. It's not even like I can sleep when I get home either. Wifeys parents are taking Clo for the night, which means, for once, I have a friday night to do whatever the fuck I want with...and that does not involve anything having to do with sitting around this damn house!

Luckily, I am super human, and have no need for the petty things in life, like sleep!
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