Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Human Ashtray
Posted @ 7:06pm

It's Tuesday, which means one thing...

IT'S DOUBLES NIGHT!! WHOO!!

Okay, that may have been a little much.

Tuesdays my night to go watch my friends get wasted, and make fun of drunk people!

My favorite thing to do is, find that guy, who's so wasted, he's about to puke, and then buy him a shot of Tequila.

Then I place bets on if he will make it to the bathroom or not.

It's even funnier when they're trying to impress a chick!

If any of you are in the Columbus area, I invite all you crazy internet folk to come get wasted at my bar, so you too, can be made fun of by me!

I should really get paid for this shit.
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Wifey Writes On My Site
Posted By Wifey @ 6:54pm

The following was NOT written by me. I had writters block, so I let my wife do a post....I may regret this....

So Teddy is going to let me dye his hair blonde so we can match and be like so alike. It is our summer hair because we are just too sexy. I am way hotter though, everyone knows that is true.

And Friday we are going to Hooters because I have never been there before and I want to go.

Then we are going to buy Teddy a suit because he wants to look like a sexy pimp from the 80's. That is so true, he told me that when we were at Walmart.
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A Night In The Basement
Posted @ 6:17pm

Wifey posted this on her Myspace page, I thought it was cute...

Wow, that doesn't sound very manly at all....