Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

I've Been Waiting For This....
Posted @ 11:57pm

I haven't gotten a hate message for a while, so to those of you who are new to this....this is where I bash the "haters". I mean, you can't come into my house and think you're gonna be able to one up me. Feel free to try though.

This was left on my wall, in response to my post below.

Name: Joe Blow
Site Rating: 1

Comments: Jeez, I look at your website for the first time and get bitched out by some jerk who is afraid I would tell him to stop smoking (whiteboy).

Yeah, I like how you put my name in there, like I didn't know that I wrote the post. Secondly, dude, don't take things so personal. Are we having a bad day? Do you need a hug? Because the reality is, I knew that you specifically were coming to my site, and wrote that just for you! Hell, if you would have come here last month, I would have bitched at you for having a myspace page. If you would have come here last week, I would have bitched you out for being a bad driver. But now, I'm just gonna bitch you out for being an overdramatic douche bag who reads a website about nothing, and takes it personally. I'll be honest dude, I don't really like people as it is, so you mocking me, isn't going to cause me to lose any sleep!

Oh my, whiteboy is so fucked up in the head that he can not think any more, just cause his wife dared talk to him while he was jerking around with the computer. Get a life white boy.

Ha! Obviously this guy has never been married. So, I'm guessing you would have been more entertained with the "cows having threesomes" post? I knew I should have gone with that!

I don't fucking care if you kill yourself smoking - just don't come whining to my government, or start some bullshit charity event at the local bar, looking for money to pay your hospital bills.

Are you fucking serious? That was my plan the entire time! That's the whole reason I started smoking, so I could come beg for money from you. And really dude, why would I start a charity event at a bar? Theres enough smokers there who now know my plan, and are gonna try and steal it! But I would like to thank you for visiting my site, I know you'll be back. You haters are all the same, find something you claim you hate, but you keep going back to it!

I greatly look forward to hearing from you again Mr. Blow!

If anyone else would like to tell me how much I suck, you can either sign my wall, or e-mail me @ the_tedman@hotmail.com

Don't refrain from the trash talk, that's my favorite part!
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Eat My Pie
Posted @ 9:11pm

My wife came down here as I was about to begin this post, and now....I have no clue what I was about to write. I know it was going to be more interesting than my other post idea about cows having threesomes.....

Damn, my mind has gone blank.

Now I don't even feel like typing about cows having threesomes! What the fuck was I going to write about? I already did my Lost post, so it couldn't have been that.

I am really stumped here.

Now I want a damn cigarette. Spare me your lectures,

"oh, smokings bad for you"

I fucking know. I know I should quit. You people need to mind your own damn buisness! I don't come knocking on your doors telling you to stop blowing lines, watching kiddie porn, planning assasinations, or sewing, do I?

Ah fuck...I can't even stay on track about me forgetting what I was writting about. What the hell did I do today? I tried counting my sperm...that didn't go well. It doesn't help that I can't count past 8.35.

I chased a squirrel around with a stick...

Now, if I had remembered what I was gonna write, my wife wants me to go to american idols website and vote.

I gotta remember to buy that fucking gun!
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Scavies
Posted @ 9:05pm

Fucking Lost is on tonight! That's fucking sweet!

I'm so fucking lame.

I guess I use the "f" word a lot too. I hope those nuns were just kidding about coming to check out my site.
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Utopia
Posted @ 3:10pm

My wife left this bottle of water down here.

It kinda looks like she peed in it.

I hope she didn't expect me to drink it.

She knows I only drink fresh piss!
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