Whiteboystyle // The Outcome Of Too Much Sex, Drugs, And Rock & Roll //

Yesterday was the company picnic for my store. The plan was to cook out, play some football, throw some water ballons, and hand out some prizes. It started off a little shakey, since the douche bag manager who was supposed to cover our store, never showed up.

Eventually everything go together. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to play football with my crew people. My team ended up against some of the biggest guys in the store. Needless to say, I got crushed. I think they had been waiting for an excuse to cripple the guy who makes them do dishes, and scrub nasty shit everyday.

Now I walk like I was rectally abused by the largest guy in prison.

Later, was the waterballoon fight. I spent an hour filling these prior to the picnic, with the belief that none of these guys were going to come after me with them, I'm their favorite boss!! That, and I rock at dodgeball, I am untouchable.

Next thing I know, I'm surrounded, getting bombarded from every angle.

Which led to the most insane water fight I've ever been in. Once the balloons were gone, they grabbed cups, the 2 restrooms next to us quickly became flooded with everyone desperately trying to fill their cups with this icey cold sink water. Some had won water guns, and were rampaging through the picnic area like Rambo. Trying to refill a cup is not easy, especially when the guy filling at the sink next to you, is just filling, and tossing the water at you. At one point, they even resorted to using the Orange Hi C to pour on people.

I ended up coming home soaked, and crippled.

Now I can barely move, so I have nothing to do with my day off, but to sit here and work on my site....

I should probably work on Chads site too, but I'm so fucking lazy!

If I was self employed, I would totoally fire my ass!
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