PLAYAH HATAHS
Posted @ 5:52pm

Okay, for all you new people coming in:

This site may be offensive.

If you have a problem, you can e-mail me @ the_tedman@hotmail.com

I'm going to save you some time. If you do have a problem, I don't really care.

Thanks!
--------------------
Sign The Wall//IM Me

I Fell For Ya Like A Child
Posted @ 5:32pm

I'm changing my name to Jaun Diaz.

Juan Diaz is hopping on a bus.

Juan Diaz is not really sure where he will end up, but wherever it is, Juan Diaz hopes their primary language is Spanglish...cuz that's all Jaun Diaz can speak.

Juan Diaz will then apply for a job at the car wash, where he will sell drugs, and prostitute himself on the side.

Juan Diaz wants to come hang out at your house, where he will slowly rob you blind, and sell your stuff at his cousins garage sale.

Juan Diaz will drink a Tequila Sunrise every morning, even if it is raining.

Juan Diaz will grow out his hair, get an undercut, and pull it back into one of those queer skateboarder ponytails, that were so cool back in the late 90's, but now seem silly.

Juan Diaz is considering packing heat....the streets can be dangerous for a white person who has just converted himself into a latino. Juan Diaz must earn his street cred.

Juan Diaz wants to buy one of those nice cars, from The Fast And The Furious, have it tricked out, and blast Menudo classics through the speakers in all urban nieghborhoods.

Juan Diaz understands everything you say....but has the right to pretend not to whenever he pleases.

Juan Diaz rules!
--------------------
Sign The Wall//IM Me

Looking For A Sign
Posted @ 3:20pm

I'm thinking of making some brownies, and throwing some laxatives in there.

Then I'm going to feed them to all the ugly kids in my nieghborhood.

I really don't like them!

Any brownies left over will be taken to the bar with me tonight.

Drunks with the runs, and only 1 bathroom stall.....that's entertainment!

I'm off to bake!
--------------------
Sign The Wall//IM Me

The Man With The Rock In His Hand
Posted @ 3:28am

Wow, 3:28 in the morning....somebody's been at the bar a tad too long.

First of all, I gotta give mad love to Razzy for the link hook up.

She says I look like a mix of K-Fed, and some guy from 'I Love New York'. I was always told I resembled a mix of:

Wolverine

and

James Dean

By the way, just so I don't get a million messages later, Joy is the one who said I looked like Wolverine (I always thought so too).

Regardless, I'll take the K-Fed remark in stride. In fact, lemme make a shout out here:

Hello, Ms. Brittney Spears,

I know your pussy is loose, and your head is bald, but apparently I look like Mr. Federline, and I too have a whack ass rap CD that isn't making any money. How abouts you and I hook up sometime? I know, you have kids, I have kids, but that's cool! I know this great resturaunt down the street, every now and then, they actually wash their dishes. I know a dude there that'll treat us real good. Like that scene in Lady and the Tramp, where they're eating out in the alley, that's the kinda hook up I got! Anyway, talk is cheap, gimme a call sometime!

Hell, if anything you owe me for buying your garbage CD's, I don't care how many times I masturbated to the pictures in the cover!

Anyway, thank you Razzy for the hook up, it won't be forgotten. As for the rest of you bitches, link a dude!
--------------------
Sign The Wall//IM Me

Tag The Wall