The Science Of Gaydar
Posted @ 12:47pm

I was watching the Colbert Report last night, and he had an interesting guest on there. They were discussing physical traits of gay and straight men. I'm not talking about the obvious stuff, this is actually genetic traits, that most commonly, not always occur with gay men.

Things like the index finger being longer than the ring finger, and counter clockwise hair twirls at the top of the head. It was pretty much stated, that homosexuality, stems from birth.

Now, I'm not about to argue that point with everyone, I'm just saying, that from a scientific standpoint, being gay is not a choice.

My main point about this is, that Steven Colbert, playing devils advocate, brought up the notion, that if this is something that is genetic, and it's being studied, can't we find a cure for it?

At this time there isn't a "cure", but you can garuntee that some fuck somewhere is trying to change that.

First of all....to attempt to find a cure for homosexuality, you would have to first state that homosexuality is a disease.

I believe that is a false statement.

Don't we have more important things to focus on? I can promise you, that if there was currently a way to prevent homosexuality, our President would be on that shit in a heartbeat.

No abortions

No stem cell

But a cure for homosexuality is a must!

I know, the abortions, and stem cell somewhat go under a different categorey, but the point is, why are people so afraid?

Manipulating the genes of a fetus for fear of it being gay goes against everything this country stands for.

Not only that, but I don't think some of you realize that this world needs gay people!

Who's going to design all the new fashion trends?

Who's going to buy all of J-Lo's albumns?

Who's going to support the rainbow flag?

The idea of attempting to wipe out the gay community at birth, is, in my belief, similar to the attempt to erradicate the jews.

Heres the bottom line:

This world is full of diversity, and the sooner we get off each others nuts about what race, gender, religion, and sexual preference is best, the sooner we can make progress towards a better future.

I wish some people would just open their minds a little.

That's my opinion.

If you would like to read the article (it's lengthy), follow this link: The Science Of Gaydar
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I Didn't Know It Could Bend Like That!
Posted @ 12:24pm

I realized since the site had been remodled, that I hadn't really reposted any contact info for myself. Most people know that you can sign the wall, and leave me a message there, but if you're bored, I'm always down for chatting with my loyal readers.

Especially if you're dumb, and I can make fun of you.

Anyway, if you would like to tell me how friggin awesome I am, theres a couple of ways you can do it.

My e-mail is: the_tedman@hotmail.com

My AIM is: Tedman1182

Theres an icon at the top left corner of the screen, letting you know if I'm online or not, so feel free to hit me up.

Once again, I totally encourage stupid people, emo kids, drunk germans, and Whiteboystyle Haters, to message me. I love cutting people down!

It's my hobby!
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Battle At The Old Mill
Posted @ 12:05am

Today is the day.

At exactly 6:47 in the P.M., Chad and I will meet...maybe for the last time.

Some people have asked me what I've been doing to prepare for this fight, which honestly, is long over due.

I don't like to give out my health and fitness secrets, but I will let it slide, just this once.

I've been waking up every morning, and starting my day with 4 cigarettes, and a Red Bull. After that, I take a .03 mile jog, you know, to keep up my endurance.

After that, I eat a well balanced breakfast of Trix (which by the way, I love that they went back to puff form), and diet pepsi.

Once Cloey is awake and dressed, we practice our wrestling moves in the living room. She's been showing me an awesome "low blow" move, that I'm thinking of incorporating to my arsenal of fierce, deadly, combat moves.

When practice is over, I chain smoke another 5.5 cigarettes. This is soley for the purpose of making my voice sound deep, and intimidating. I'm fucking 24 and my voice still cracks once in a while....not cool at all!

I then go to my Judo training, with Master Kwen, the old homeless bum who lives under the bridge. I trade him old porno mags, and whiskey, for his wisdom in the art of self defense, and rolling!

As soon as I'm outta there, I order an extra large pizza, and eat it all to myself.

Sometimes I have to take laxatives afterwards.

By the time evening hits, I stand under the moonlight, and look at the sweat glistening off my bulging biceps!

That lasts for about 3 hours.

Finally, I meditate!

It's probably one of the best workout routines I've ever had. I'm in peak physical condition...so I hope Chad is ready!

I also hope he leaves me something nice in his will!

Name: chad
Site Rating: 1

Comments: Alright, its on. This is gonna be some major white on white crime going on at the old mill.

I'll be waiting....
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Just Another Wet Dream
Posted @ 12:00am

Every Friday, while Wifey goes out to socialize, I sit here at home, with a passed out kid, bored outta my mind. I recently started renting movies off the cable to help pass my time. Since I don't get out much, I'm always behind on the new movies out there, so this is kinda my way of catching up.

I had been on a role for the past few weeks, selecting winners like:

Smokin Aces
Alpha Dog
and
Borat

I had Monday, and Tuesday off, and after just getting off the overnight shift on Sunday, my sleep schedule was (still is) outta whack. Since I couldn't sleep, I figured, why not order another movie? I'm going to be up for a while, it will help kill time.

After checking out the list, I decided to go with Epic Movie. I liked Scary Movie, and Not Another Teen Movie. It would be a nice change of pace.

I have only walked out of a movie once in my life. That was with Chad, and I can't even remember what we saw...but 20 minutes into it, we were outta there.

I'm laying on my couch, trying to enjoy this movie, and all I could this was:

This is the stupidest piece of trash ever fucking made!

It's not like I didn't get it! I've seen 90% of the movies it was spoofing.

It just wasn't funny!

It was actually quite sad!

I would have to be drunk, and high to even begin to find humor in that piece of shit movie. I tried giving it a chance...I really did. After 30 minutes of that crap I turned it off, and took my ass to bed. I didn't even bother trying to finish it later.

I couldn't

It was like, it was trying way too hard.

To emphasize the suckyness of this movie, I got more entertainment the next night, watching House Party 4!

House Party Fucking 4!

House Party 4???

Really?

That's how bad Epic Movie is.

So if you haven't seen it, don't waste your fucking time!

If you have seen it....I feel sorry for you.
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