The Human Vibrator
Posted @ 3:43pm

I took one of those energy shots.

I'm typing this now, and my fingers are going faster than the speed of light.

I'm afraid to pick my nose.

Although, scratching my butt has become more pleasurable!

I just lost 12 readers.

I'm going to go grope my wife now!
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Smack You Down
Posted @ 3:22pm

In an attempt to bring more traffic to this site, I signed up for a free advertising exchange program through Super-Clix.

The deal was, I put up their crappy ads, which I wasn't too thrilled with, since it uglified my site up. Then, they would post my ad on other sites with similiar intresests to this one.

I put their ads up around 2am this morning.

I check my e-mail, and I recieved this lovely notice.

From :
Sent : Friday, June 29, 2007 12:37 AM
To : the_tedman@hotmail.com
Subject : Your ad at Super-clix.com has been declined!

Your ad at http://www.super-clix.com has been rejected for the following reason:

Ad does not conform to our Terms of Use

Thanks!

The Webmaster

What the hell? I'm pretty fucking sure I followed all the terms of use. Just to be safe I decided to go and double check myself.

After reading it, the only reason I can find for me being denied are these two lovely points.

Ads for following products/services are NOT allowed:

Alcohol, tobacco and drugs

We reserve the right to decline ads and not provide any reasons.

Wow...well, the slogan for my site is: The Outcome of Too Much Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, but I am not a drug dealer, pimp, or band manager....so I can't really claim I'm selling any of those. But I also find it messed up, that after I've been displaying their shit for 12 hours, they're just going to come here, and deny me, and not even tell me specifically why.

Good marketing strategey I guess, but if I were a hacker, or if I knew a hacker, I would have their shit ass excuse for a website torn to shreds.

Anyone know a good hacker?
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