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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

An Evening With Ms. Burns
Posted @ 9:04pm

Tuesday night was bar night, as it has been for numerous years now. Usually the whole clan comes up to hang out. It makes it easier for me to see everyone, since I'm so fucking busy now a days.

Last night, Joy was the only one who decided to show. I guess people are intimidated by my greatness now a days.

After listening to her bitch about how she needs a new "fuck buddy"...

Oh, that reminds me, I'm supposed to whore her out on here.

Attention Citizens Of Columbus, Ohio

Joy Burns is desperately seeking a man (and quite possibly a woman too) to satisfy her sexual urges. No commitment necessary. If you feel you are man (or woman) enough for the job, contact me via e-mail, and I'll hook you up.

Anyway, after she was done going on about how badly she needed it, and denied all my potential "Booty Call" candidates, we went out in the rain and had ourselves a good ol' fashion spittin contest!

That's right guys, theres nothing hotter than a girl who knows how to land a loogey on a patio lamp, 7 feet away!

After a while, Little Man came out to annoy me. Little Man is 18 years old, and hangs at the bar with his father (who is like the greatest guy ever, seriously), has never been laid and sucks with the ladies.

So I let him annoy Joy by harassing her with my digital camera, and allowing him to take pictures of her cleavage!

I was going to post them, but I'm lazy, and the reality is, if you know Joy, you've probably seen her boobs.

I finally got tired after Jeremy showed up, and took my ass home, but I just wanted to do a post about last night simply because it's been a while since I've enjoyed a females company that I wasn't plotting to screw in the end.

I'm growing up!
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I Declare Myself The Winner
Posted @ 8:41pm

I was shocked to see the little amount of hate messages I got from Mondays post. Those bastards were so friggin gung ho about that scarf, that I was actually hoping they'd come here looking for a fight. I've been kinda bored lately.

Ah well, maybe next time. But I did get some messages about my post:

Name: an intelligent reader

Comments: you are a moron

These kinds of comments are my favorite.

First of all, Mr. Intelligent Reader, if you were as intelligent as you claim to be, you would have backed your opinion up with reasons of why I am a moron. Is it because I gave brilliant reasons of why the people at Little Green Footballs are retards? Or maybe you just don't like the idea that I gave people realistic ways to support our American troops, that didn't involve protesting a scarf?

You can say what you want about me, I'm a tough little dude, you're not going to hurt my feelings. But if you're gonna insult my intellect, then at least provide a valid reason for doing so.

With that being said, I guess that makes you the moron, now doesn't it?

Name: JesseTheCat
Web Site: JesseBlogsItAll

Comments: Hello Ed Philly,
I really enjoyed your latest article re: terrorist style scarves. It was an eye opener for me . I was unaware of this issue, living in dark south africa as I am cursed to ! But the same kind of crap goes on all over, thats the truth. Always someone digging and plotting and finding something or someone to blame for whatever.This society has it pathetic types who actually get off on finding fault and pointing fingers, stirring up the s**t, so to speak. That will never change. I am impressed by your writing style, it flows wonderfully and is also very funny.....keep on keeping us entertained! And thanks for the comment you left at my place, I hope your blog has fulfilled its purpose of helping you with your sanity !
Friendly Jesse

Awww.....

Why don't any of you other people tell me how friggin awesome I am?

Jerks!

Well, that about covers that. No death threats, no flooding my site with hate. I'm sure I'll end up pissing off the wrong person someday, but until that time, I'm going to continue to put dumbasses in their place!
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