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WhiteboyStyle.com //The Most Offensive Fucker Around//
Thursday, July 19th, 2007
Never A Gun Around When I Need One
Posted @ 10:10pm
Alright, first of all, Posh Spice, no one gives a fuck that you have come to America, and the fact that you have an hour long show dedicated to that concept makes me want to throw heavy objects at my television.
I think I would rather watch whatever strange, creepy, bullshit they're playing on the Asian channel, than spend a second watching that trash.
And when the hell did David Bekham become the hottest dude alive? I'm not into dudes or anything, but I was under the impression that Brad Pitt still held that title...with me coming in a close 2nd.
I demand a fucking recount!
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Two Less People Who Annoy Me
Posted @ 2:35pm
Despite what my previous post below says, I do occasionally find a site that is actually worth my time. I'm not much of a link giver, hell, I seldom return the favor of someone dropping me a link unless I can find myself going back to their site regularly.
So these 2 people should be honored. I've been scoping them out here and there for about a week, thus officially making them a Site I Visit.
These are sites I've enjoyed, so when you're bored here, be sure to check them out.
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Dammit!
Posted @ 11:57am
I'm not a very social person online with the other bloggers in the world. I'll be honest, it's primarily because "bloggers" annoy the piss outta me! Not all of them, there are some people who I actually enjoy talking to every now an then, most are represented at the bottom of this page under Sites I Visit.
I've held back from unleashing my fury upon them for one simple reason...
They're all so god damned friendly!!
It's hard, even for me, to start bashing a person who's so friggin nice!
This post probably isn't helping me make any new friends, but that wasn't really the point.
The real point is, I have apparently been tagged.
Name: Jesse
Web Site: JesseBlogsItAllComments: I hate to say it, but you've been Tagged ! see my blog at http://jesseblogs.blogspot.com
I try to dodge these, because they're very similar to the Myspace bulletins that I went on a rant about a few weeks back. However, I am going to make ONE exception for Jesse, the one person who visits my site more than I do!
So here it goes....
Please reveal 6 weird things about yourself, OR 10 things about you that no-one knows....or even better, Both ! Then tag some more bloggers and let them know.
Alright, so heres 6 weird things about myself:
1) At night, I put my wifes bra on my head like a mask, and attempt to fight crime. BRA-MAN!2) I absolutely refuse to eat leftovers
3) The graphic on my business card is a photocopied image of my ass.
4) I regularly pay a homeless man to wrestle a gay dog for my own amusement.
5) I honestly believe that I am able to fly. I taught myself to wiggle my ears, and raise one eyebrow, I can teach myself to fly!
6) I believe in the Force.
I'm such a fucking nerd!
I guess I'm supposed to tag someone else now...but as I mentioned at the start of this, I'm not very social, and the people I do talk to would probably try to hurt me if I tagged them, especially Razzy
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Accented
Posted @ 11:47am
I was thinking last night, that I need a cool accent. Maybe British, or Australian. Then I thought, that will just make me look like a poser. There was some douche bag named Dan in high school, who thought he was hot shit, since he had a "sexy" British accent, when he had never even really left the country before.
So I said screw it, I already have an American accent, why not just go to another country, and have the ladies swoon over me there.
Well, apparently American accents aren't considered sexy in other countries, much like Mexican accents aren't sexy here in America.
Now what?
I guess it doesn't matter much anyway, seeing how I'm too lazy to drive down the street to buy milk, so the thought of obtaining the necessary requirements to leave America just sounds exhausting.
I guess I could pick up a Jersey or Brooklyn accent.
Italian chicks with thick Brooklyn accents turn me on.
Especially the ones with a mustache to match!
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