Whiteboystyle //Offensive Humor, Practical Jokes, Bar Scene//

To think that somewhere, someone who works for a fast food chain has an ounce of self-respect. I've all but ceased frequenting your establishments simply because ordering a standard 99cent burger plain is too difficult of a task for the average employee of any fast food chain.

Ounce of self respect, eh? Well sir, apparently you don't know me. I'm the most conceited, egotistical, vein, S.O.B. around. So yes, I have tons of self respect. Why shouldn't I? I enjoy my job. Do I think fast food chains have some pretty fucking retarded employees? Fuck yeah I do! However, I don't entirely appreciate you coming up in here, and dropping your personal attacks on me. You got an opinion, awesome, so do I, that's what's so great about this world, and theres nothing I love more than a good debate. But, I'm gonna hold back a moment here, because you have more to say.

Mr. High-and-mighty, heaven forfend someone should complain about it.

I don't have any problems with complaints. I am the master of turning an angry customer into my best friend, I think it has something to do with my flawless charm, and good looks! Although, there are people out there who go out of their way to be difficult, and that's not something I'm down with. That was the point of the article. I'm not rude to any of my customers.

I wasn't rude to the old man who repeatedly pelted sugar packets at me, because I accidentally gave him that instead of splenda.

I wasn't rude to the woman who threw her drink at me because I didn't give her enough extra ice.

I wasn't rude to the 40 year old man, who made my 16 year old employee cry because he was mad that he missed breakfast by 28 minutes.

And for some odd reason, I have yet to be rude to you.

And I'm always rude to hypocritical douche bags, who lash out on a persons opinion, when the reality is, they're really contradicting themselves by doing so.

For example, the end of your comment here...

Look in the mirror, Whiteboy. You work at a fast food place. Next stop, your mom's basement.

So who's Mr. High and Mighty now? You can think that you're better than me all you want. When I first read your comment, I immediately grabbed my camera so I could take a picture of me flipping you off in front of all the nice things I am blessed to have, such as:

My 42 inch big screen tv.
My 7 foot, royal blue felted, pool table
My two cars
My daughters room, which is filled with more toys, tents, movies, clothes, and posters than any 4 year old should have
My lovely laptop, which I'm using right now, to show you what a dick you are

and last, but not least

Me in the mirror, taking a picture of the digital camera that I was going to use to do all this with.

But then I thought about it, and I'm not the type of person to go flashing around all the nice things that I've earned from busting my ass on a daily basis.

The pride I get from doing what I do is enough for me.

That, and pissing off someone like you is a nice added little perk!

Hope to hear from ya soon!
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