Typical Shit

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Any loyal reader, or friend of mine is well aware of my hatred for mypace. For this, I am constantly ridiculed, and labeled a sell out for finally breaking down and getting myself a myspace page (which contains nothing but a link to this site). Well, it shouldn't be a surprise, that after having my own myspace page for a month or so now, that I have found new reasons to hate it.

It's the fucking bulletins!

Yes, I can ignore them, but filtering out the ones that might be somewhat important, from the ones that waste my time, are a constant struggle for me.

Posting retarded surveys, chain letters, and "funny stories" pisses me off to no end.

With the exception of the one chick that I don't know, and Razzy, odds are, I already know your favorite color, your pets name, the first time you got it on, and what kind of underwear you currently have on.

Yes, I'm that damn good!

Point being, I don't need to read your survey to know it. I'm not going to annoy my other friends with stupid chain letters offering me luck, money, or sex from Asian midgets, and all those "funny stories" just anger me for the simple fact, that they're not funny!

I know this isn't going to stop any of you. For some sick reason, thats what a majority of you consider a good time. I'm simply re-emphasizing, that any annoyance, anger, bitterness, and frustration I have towards myspace, is still alive and kicking.

Oh, and for anyone wondering, my bar tab is 4.3 million.
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Who Needs A Kwik-E-Mart?
Posted @ 12:35pm

While reading all the repetitive political crap on CNN.com, I finally came across an article worth interest.

To build hype for the Simpsons movie, a majority of the 7elevens have transformed themselves into Kwik-E-Marts. Not only are they giving the Kwik-E-Mart appearance, but they're taking it a step further, selling items like Buzz Cola, Krusty Cereal, and even Squishees!

Absolute fucking genius! This has to be one of the greatest ad campaigns I've ever heard of.

How can you fucking resist? Really?

Sadly, I don't have a 7eleven anywhere near me, nor are they doing this promotion in Ohio! This means, if you people happen to live near, or pass one, you should feel obligated to go in there, then e-mail me telling me how friggin awesome it is!

Although, due to the pg-13 rating, there unfortunately will not be any Duff Beer sold....but regardless...I'm sure it's a sight to see!

If you would like to read the article, you can go here: CNN.com
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