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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Are You Serious?
Posted @ 11:13pm

Name: JJThomas
Web Site: Can anyone advise about Dubai Property Investment?

Comments: Hi

Appreciate that this is a little off topic (to say the least!), I apologise but I am wondering if anyone here can help me. I am currently looking at opportunities concerning Dubai Property . I've heard an awful lot about this recently. Just wondered if anybody here has bought anything out there and can comment good or bad. Look forward to your thoughts,

Thanks

James

Ignoring the fact that a majority of my readers are stoned, drunk, or popping pills while visiting my site, I don't understand why this guy would come here, and ask about investment opportunities. The only logical conclusion that I could come to was, he is a spammer.

However, it turns out, that I know all about the Dubai Property Investment! Yeah, turns out I know the founder of the company, he used to drive the ice cream truck in my old neighborhood ghetto. In fact, the only reason he's so rich, and powerful now, is because he sold drugs outta that ice cream truck, and began using the money to flip houses. So now, unless you're a wealthy person, like Donald Trump, or Bill Gates, they will laugh at you for even attempting to purchase one of their properties. Granted, they will do their best to steal all the money you do have, and give you a box to live in, in exchange for your life savings. Other than that, total rip off my friend! You're better off starting somewhere small, like Prudential!

Sorry Chief!

Disclaimer: Ed Philly has no clue what he is talking about! Anything stated in the previous article is total B.S. Any actual truths to said article are totally coincidental, and should be overlooked as such! Ed Philly cannot even pronounce the word Dubai, although he chuckles everytime, because it reminds him of the word "doobie". If you have taken anything from this said article seriously, then please mail Ed Philly $5 for his troubles.
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Posted @ 12:34pm

Scott Bayo is 45 and Single, could very well be one of the most god awful shows on television.

I updated the Crew page, Joy was bugging me about changing her picture....I chose one that was a bit more classy. I also added a few people (pictures pending).

I will be lounging in front of the webcam today, probably between noon, and 6pm...uh...that's Columbus, Ohio time. If you live somewhere else, than I'll let you do the math. The point is, if you're lucky, you might be able to catch me unshowered, unshaved, and scratching myself in inappropriate places on the webcam! I treat my readers right!

This also means I will be randomly updating throughout the day. That's right, I'm spending my day off sitting in front of the computer, since my daughter now only wants to play outside, with her ugly, irritating friends.

I currently have strawberry scented gas!

I had forgotten to add Rightly Epitomized to the Sites I Visit section at the bottom of the page. To make up for my temporary retardation, I urge you all to go there and visit while you wait for me to update. It'll make me not feel as guilty about it.

I'm leaving the guinea pig (Clo named him "Piggy") out to roam the basement tonight (don't worry, it's Piggy proof). Wifey's scared to death of the thing, making her morning trip to the dryer much more entertaining for me!

Sadly, my gas has lost its wonderful strawberry scent, and has become something much more foul.

Me tired. I sleep now. Read my archives! Sign My Wall! Tell your friends to do the same!

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