Typical Shit

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

I pulled this off of Wifeys myspace blog:

July 4, 2007 - Wednesday Something Stinks!
Current mood: nauseated

I am in the basement trying to add the pictures from Cloeys birthday party and something really smells! Teddy actually came downstairs and farted, then ran back up the stairs! Oh my God! It smells so bad down here and I cannot find a lighter to light these candles to cover the smell. Just thought I would share this since Teddy thought it was oh so funny!

And I still do!
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Yes, I Am That Damn Good
Posted @ 10:55pm

After my two posts yesterday, I figured I'd end up getting feedback from Joy eventually:

Name: Joy
Site Rating: 10

Comments: Okay Teddy- what's my favorite color, my pets name, when was the first time I got it on, and what kind of underwear am I currently wearing?

Ahem....

Your favorite color is blue

You don't have a pet

The first time you got it on was with a guy named Frankie in a bathroom at someones party

And you are currently wearing granny panties, which I'm guessing are soaked in your own vaginal juices from the constant arousal you get from yourself.

Quick! Someone brush my shoulders off!

also- There's a 7/11 around the Short North/South Campus area. :D

Well, if it's not set up to look like a Kwik-E-Mart, I don't care!

Love ya Joy!

X0X0X0
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Merry Independence Day
Posted @ 7:16pm

I'm assuming the majority of you are out getting drunk, and blowing stuff up (great combination by the way), but for the rest of you who live in other countries, or who are just too lame to do shit, heres an update for you.

This is what my 4th looked like:

Tomorrow, being my daughters birthday, the in-laws always celebrate it on the 4th, along with their typical 4th of July shindig. Since they live all the way out in B.F.E., and theres not too many of Wifeys relatives I prefer to associate with, this is a regular torture fest for me.

I was thinking yesterday, that I've never seen it rain on the 4th before. In fact, I was pondering on how this holiday, which requires nice weather, and clear skies, is constantly able to avoid the inevitable downfall of rain.

Today I learned it was not.

It came down, and it came down hard!

It's a damn good thing I'm not a fan of barbecues, swimming pools, fireworks, or fun in the sun, or I may have had an even worse day than what was set out.

Not meaning to be brief, I have a family I need to tend to...check back later for more.
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