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Monday, July 9th, 2007
I May Be Wrong....But I'm Still Fucking Hilarious
Posted @ 7:36pm
Joy decided to tally up my challenge answers from last week. Let's see how I did!
Name: Joy
Comments:
Your favorite color is blue
WRONG.
Well, dude, Wifey says you're always wearing blue shirts in your pictures, so I went with that.
Site Rating: 10
WRONG. I have a cat. Damn Teddy. I've ALWAYS had a cat.
You don't have a pet
When the fuck did you get a cat? I've known you for 7 years now, and I do not recall you ever mentioning a cat, unless you were referring to your naughty parts! I've been to you're friggin house dude! No cat!
Moving on....
The first time you got it on was with a guy named Frankie in a bathroom at someones party
DAMN YOU.
HA! See, I know stuff!
WRONG. I don't own granny panties. And right now, they're green & pink and adorable. And I am so not aroused at work and if I AM aroused it's because of my sexy ass Jonny boy which means I wouldn't have panties on to soak anyways.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.
And you are currently wearing granny panties, which I'm guessing are soaked in your own vaginal juices from the constant arousal you get from yourself.
Well....ok then...
Ignoring the fact that I apparently know nothing about Joy. I still can't stand Myspace bulletins, and am patiently awaiting the day, when Myspace crumbles, and that peppy little douche bag, "Tom", is left crying on a street corner, begging for someone to be his fucking friend!
Jesus....what is wrong with me?
I wonder if therapy is covered under my benefits plan?
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Lazy, Tired, Sick, and Confused
Posted @ 7:28pm
Sorry for the lack of updates. I needed a few days off from this place.
I guess I caused quite a stir with the Chuck E Cheese post. We should all rally together, and burn the bitch to the ground, while finding new ways to cause that rat, and his employees all kinds of horrible pain.
Yeah...that's the kind of mood I'm in right now.
Tomorrow is my only day off, so expect a decent amount of postage from me.
Until then, theres a little kid who wont stop knocking on my door. They're about to lose their baby teeth early!
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