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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

So I Got A Thing For Red Heads
Posted @ 8:15pm

Alright, so this chicks cute, funny, witty, and 9 1/2 feet tall! That's my kind of girl!

Name: Theodora
Website:Sublim[I'mAWESOME]inal.
Site Rating: 10

Comments: Thanks for being a fan... I am honoured! Seriously, you pretty much made my day. Your site is pretty fantastic... but the Doodle Bops scare the living shit out of me.

Any way, you're damn amusing.

-Theo

Therefore, I have added yet another V.I.P. to the Sites I Visit list! If you wanna be on this list, all you have to do is find a way to entertain me, without pissing me off.

Good luck with that!
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Why Is That Guy Having Sex With That Cat?
Posted @ 8:13pm

I only pose the question, because the cat appeared to be way outta the guys league.

But yeah....it's true!
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I Need A Hero
Posted @ 8:02pm

I was sitting around the other night watching the the 89' Batman movie. You know, the only one that was ever really done right! I got to thinking, besides the fact that it's one of the best fucking movies ever, and Batman rocks my world, I thought, why has there yet to be a real superhero?

I figured, with all the nerds out there, glued to their comic books, and all the crazy nut jobs in the world, by now someone would have slapped together a costume, and tried to fight crime. Where is MY Batman? I wanna turn on the news one day, and see some whacko out there with a bad ass costume, fucking up the crime circuit!

You know what, fuck that, I wanna see some crazy ass super villain destroying the streets of New York! That would be even better!

Lets be real people, you don't need a super power to fight crime....it would be cool, but not necessary! Bruce Wayne, and Tony Stark (Iron Man.....LAME!) were just rich bastards with cool toys! I think Bill Gates needs to study up on his comic books, and whip together something! Take down some terrorists or something. Hell, The Punisher was just a highly trained war vet with a gun, and some bombs! I want some vigilanteism!! Cuz turning on the news, and hearing about some guy getting shot up in a drive by just aint doin it for me anymore!

C'mon, I know one of you fools reading this is crazy enough to do it!

I'll be waiting!
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Spank Me, For I Have Been Quite Naughty
Posted @ 7:57

I'm going to stop claiming that I will make regular updates, because I just never seem to follow through. I am still here, alive and well. back to make your sunshine filled day, a little cloudier!

I was actually online all day yesterday, finishing up Chads site. When I say all day....I mean all friggin day.

On a side note....I hate ugly people!

Have a great day!
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