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Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Well....I Guess There Are Super Heroes Out There
Posted @ 4:12pm

I got this message on the Wall today, in response to yesterdays post.

Name: April
Web Site: Pass Me A Diet Coke
Site Rating: 10

Comments: Actaully, in London there was a superhero, he cut hte boots off people's cars - they have a different system, private companies put boots on cars if they are in violation rather than police boots. He had a cape and everything.

I ended up looking this guy up, and it turned out there are actually a huge amount of super heroes out there in the world. None of them seem to have any cool powers...and a majority of their costumes look like shit, but to be fair, they are out there doing good things for man kind.

In fact...I kinda became fond of one. Citizen Prime, out of all the so called super heroes out there, he seemed like the guy to really stick it to the bad guys!

After viewing his Myspace page, I was actually speechless. I didn't even know what to think.

You gotta understand, I was raised by sci fi lovin hippies, who regularly took me to sci fi conventions. There I was introduced to thousands of people, most, extremely obese, and smelly, who all thought they were some sort of Wizard, Elf, Storm Trooper, Klingon, Fairy, or sometimes even supermodel. So, when I see someone running around the streets with no real power....it makes it kinda hard for me to take it seriously....seeing how these are no different than the sci fi people I've been making fun of for 24 years.

However, Citizen Prime here makes me wanna believe! By the way, you MUST watch his video!

Now I just need some good super villains, and a hardcore battle on the streets!

After that, I will be 100% convinced!
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Ed Philly -- Now Pelvic Thrust Action
Posted @ 1:58pm

I've decided to make an Ed Philly action figure. I'm thinking, with the lack of quality toys out there now a days, a toy version of myself would make any kids day! Like any good action figure, they gotta have someone to fight, so in the upcoming months, I will also be releasing a Mark "I Wish I Was As Awesome As Ed Philly" Hopkins, a.k.a. "Rizzn" figure, to be repeatedly abused by the greatness that is, the Ed Philly Action Figure.

Not only that, but I'm even going to throw in all my famous catch phrases for my toy to shout while pummeling bitches to the dirt, such as:

"I think I need a bigger bag!"
"Bend over and feel the full force of my manliness!"
"NO WAY!"
"Who took my pen???"
And...
"I can't eat that, I'm currently on an all vagina diet!"

And for anyone wondering, the answer is yes, those are my famous catch phrases, I say them all atleast 13 times a day!

I think as an added feature for for my gal pal Callie, I'm going to throw in some Morning Wood action in there as well.

I might even ask Mattel to produce the toy for me. Then, not only could I corrupt the American youth, I could poison them as well!

Keep an eye out people, soon The Ed Philly Action Figure will be coming to a store near you!

My genius is endless!
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Fucking Spammers
Posted @ 1:43pm

I've ran this site for almost 10 years now, and with the exception of a few assholes, I've never had my Wall spammed as much in that time, as I've had in the past 3 days. These guys are dropping 20 repeat messages at a time, and while I've been doing my best to keep up on deleting them, they keep coming in. The format for this particular Wall has been in place for about 7 years now, and I chose it because it had came equipped with a spam protector, one of those codes you have to type in before posting a comment. When I revamped the site, and added the shortcut tag box here on the right, I had to disable that feature, for it wouldn't work on this main page.

Now I'm stuck. I can't keep up with all the shit they're piling in, and while I'd like to believe that they will die off soon , I have enough experience with this shit to know thats just not true.

I love my wall...it has history on it! However, the bottom line is, if this doesn't stop soon, I may have to replace it...which will make me hella pissed!

Bare with me people, and don't let the spammers detour you from signing that wall! I will figure out what to do about this soon.
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