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Saturday, August 4th, 2007

I'm Writing A Letter To Crayola
Posted @ 5:13pm

I'm sending Crayola a serious letter! I've been coloring for as long as I can remember, and theres one thing that's always bugged me.

With all the different assortments of browns they have, they have never made one thats called "Poop".

For years it's been frustrating me! I try to draw a little pile underneath a Care Bear, but it never comes out right! Sure, it's close....but close isn't enough when you're making art dammit!

I'm demanding they release a "Poop" color in their next distribution of crayons, so I may finally finish all these pictures I've started over the past 24 years!

More on this later....
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I Gotta Know...
Posted @ 5:10pm

I'm sitting in a room, with 2 overweight strippers. One is missing a few teeth, while the other appears to have some shit on her lip. We're drinking warm beer that tastes like piss, while the DJ, wearing an eye patch, is playing some Chumbawumba song.

Am I living the High Life?

Cuz, I'm pretty sure I am!
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PETA, Please!
Posted @ 4:46pm

I heard on the tv, that PETA is trashing Paris Hilton, and Brittany Spears for owning pure bred dogs, as opposed to adopting a shelter animal.

C'mon, PETA! You would think that since you're animal rights activists, that you would find something better to protest! There is nothing wrong with purchasing pure bred animals! Yes, I believe that adopting animals from the shelter is important, but that's what you PETA people are for. Aren't you the guys that adopt like 30 dogs, let them trash your house, tear up your yard, and slobber everywhere?

You are! I know this because I grew up with a mother who believes it is her duty to rescue every single ferret in the known universe (and possibly beyond!).

Calling out Paris and Brit is not doing anything for your cause. You aren't even on their radar! There's actually important things you could be doing instead of bitching about famous people. For example, go buy some fucking scissors, and start chopping off some stray animal testes! Hell, you can borrow my scissors if you want!

That, and to follow up my pure bred point. If you're so hardcore about adopting animals, as opposed to buying them from breeders, then I hope you all are adopting children while you're at it! It'd be awfully hypocritical to nag about breeder purchases, and then at the same time, get yourself knocked up, while theres tons of kids in orphanages (who last I checked, out ranked animals), that are sad, lonely, and without a family!

I know I'm coming a little harsh here, I have mad respect for PETA....but when you start acting retarded, be damn sure I'm gonna be there to call you out.

That's why I'm here! I feel like I'm the balance between morons, and common sense!

Have you're fucking pets fixed, so PETA can take a day off!
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