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Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Mami y Papi
POsted @ 12:35pm

Name: chad
Site Rating: 1

Comments: Dear Teddy, Please update your site, you deadbeat.

I love you

-Chad

Name: Joy
Site Rating: 10

Comments: For real. I agree with Chad.

I want to hear more about Oprah.

And so it shall come to pass...
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Choke A Bitch

Posted @ 12:58

I think that it's official....I hate kids! I hate their whining, I hate their stupid questions, I hate their parents, I hate that they peek in my window while I'm trying to sit back and scratch my balls, and I especially hate the retarded stare they give me when I open up the door naked!

I decided to watch Home Alone, and come up with some booby trap ideas to mess up these kids with! Turns out, it's illegal to set up a pad that electrocutes someone when they step on it! It's also illegal to drop an anvil on someones head (I got bored with Home Alone, and turned on some Looney Tunes). However, it is totally okay to "accidentally" pour burning hot water, mixed with bleach, out your 2nd floor window, and maybe, "accidentally" have it land on someone.

Too bad I'm out of bleach!

I'm thinking maybe I just need to find one kid, and turn him into my personal "Kid Assassin", and unleash him upon the youth of my neighborhood. I'll even let him carry a gun!

That would be sweet!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Yeah!
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Wow...I Got Issues
Posted @ 12:39pm

The only people who are going to understand this are parents, and possibly pedophiles! My daughter is always watching Go, Diego, Go!, which is one of the most annoying shows ever created. He's supposed to be Dora the Explorers cousin or something...but I'm pretty sure theres some incest going on in the family.

So anyway, Diego has this annoying backpack, that can apparently transform into anything he wants, and right before it does, it sings this really catchy song, so some upbeat mexican music...and for some reason...I can't resist dancing to it!

My body just loses all control....which usually leads to premature ejaculation...but that's a story for another day!

Fuck...that premature ejaculation comment has caused me to forget my point! So....I guess I will leave you all with the image of me creaming my pants!

Have fun with that!
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