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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Here's A Mirror, Take A Look
Posted @ 9:59pm

This is a special post dedicated to all you assholes who like to bring down the hard working minimum wage employees of the fast food world! I've written about this before, but I feel it needs to be re-emphasized until you all get the point.

I've seen it happen a million times. You roll up in the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant on your lunch break, with a line of hungry people behind you. When prompted to give your order, you tell the people at the speaker that you need a minute.

People, if you need a minute, you need to go inside!

You then spew out a horribly confusing order, and when the order taker attempts to repeat it back to make sure it's right, you drop some attitude, implying that the order taker is a total moron, when the reality is, you're just not very good at placing an order.

You drive to the window to pay, noticing that the order taker, who also takes your money, is taking the order of the next person in line, while trying to multi task, and take your money. Of course it's no surprise that this is the day you decided to bring all the fucking change in your piggy bank to pay for your food, and after a good 3 minutes of you digging around trying to find that one last penny that prevents you from having to break your dime, you change your mind and pull out a hundred dollar bill to pay with instead.

You go up to the next window, and peer in to see the workers frantically battling a rush, that sometimes they may not be properly staffed for. You know they're busy, you know they're working hard, but it doesn't seem to click that they're working hard for you! So you sit there, huffin and puffin about how you've been in line for 5 minutes (3 of which was from you counting your damn pennies), and you have yet to receive the $19 order you just placed!

That's about the time you realize that maybe you don't want the double cheeseburger that you had specially made with extra mayo, added bacon, no pickles, a half slice of cheese, and ketchup on only the bottom bun. Now you want a fish sandwich instead. When the kid at the window, who's working a 40 hour week on his summer break to help pay for his family expenses, goes to hand you the 3 bags of heart attack you just ordered, you tell them you've changed your mind, and expect the new sandwich you want to instantly appear! Instead you're asked to pull up, so the other customers behind you can be on their merry way, but you refuse. Fuck the people behind you, because when you want something, the entire world needs to stop what they're doing on your behalf! That and it just doesn't seem right that they ask you to pay the difference for the more expensive food you just added on, you already paid, they should just give it to you!

Now that you're holding up the line, being difficult, and confusing those hard working minimum wage employees, who are obviously getting under paid for the bullshit you're putting them through, you tell them you want some ketchup.

They hand it to you.

Now you want salt.

They hand it to you.

Oh, and you definitely need some extra napkins

They hand it to you.

And that drink carrier they offered you a minute ago, that you said you had no use for, now you want it back!

Perhaps we could sum all those requests up into 1 sentence next time?

So now that you have your shit, you sit there, and dig through every single bag, and determine that the fries that still have the grease sizzling on them aren't fresh enough. You demand a refund, and replacement fries.

Fed up with your shit, they give you what you want, and now you're pissed that the manager who's stressing out about his line not moving, appears to be a tad annoyed. The reality is, that now it's not only your shit that he has to deal with, but the 15 cars behind you, that are now hella pissed that they've waited 7 minutes for their food. They don't know it's because you're being a difficult douche, it must be the managers fault, and now he has to hear every wise ass comment from all the customers, while trying to maintain the flow of business that he was trained to do.

My point is, next time you're throwing a hissy fit about the couple of minutes that it takes to get your fucking food, stop and think, that maybe, there could be a slim chance that it's your own damn fault!

As for the rest of you, that actually have some god damned common courtesy, don't end up being "that guy"

Thank you
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